The CatCo Amalgamated Technologies Christmas Sampler (2020)

Are you new here? Are you scratching your head and curious about what "the big deal" is? Why not try our exclusive CatCo Amalgamated Technologies Christmas Sampler and find out? It's skinless, boneless, and chock full of fried chupacabras and guacamole, just like grandma used to make! And this year? A lot less wood pulp!

These holiday tunes have been hand picked by a hand picked team of 19 year old blond California girls with amazingly tight bodies who will call you daddy-daddy (or mommy-mommy if you'd rather), never ask what you are thinking or if their ass looks fat, and are working braless in a sweat shop in Beverly Hills. Truth be told, they are sweating and jiggling in their well worn tank tops right now, even though the air conditioner is blasting and it's way too cold in the room and their shirts are two sizes too small and, well... I think you know what I mean, if you know what I mean.

Plus, its got old radio ads, public service announcements, and other odd things. It's just like your real life but it's free!

So why not join the eight or nine people who have thought, "Hmmmmm... that could have been a lot worse." but didn't bother writing a comment about it?

Happy holidays from all of us here at CatCo Amalgamated Technologies. CatCo. If we didn't exist you would have just read something else.

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Ultra Lounge Cocktails 2

 Have some more, cuspidore!

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Ultra Lounge Christmas Cocktails

 

Have a holiday drink, ya fink!

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Side Dish (2020)

I'm trying something a bit off the beaten track here and dipping into the wonderful world of lounge music.  Kind of background, kind of ambient, kind of "normal".  Don't play it too loud and be sure to use a napkin, you slob.  There's ladies afoot.

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Supermarket Coolness (2009)

One day, back in 2009, I was in my local supermarket with a hangover and couldn't help but notice how bad the music was. I wondered why pretty much every single time I went shopping I had to muscle through such painful attacks on my poor ears (even sans hangover). So I bought a box of Franzia Sunset Blush (a rather tasty breakfast wine, if I do say so myself) (friendly tip: try it with those little chocolate donuts!) and when I got home I started drinking again (to kill that pesky hangover) and threw this mix together. I then posted it on a podcast blog that I had at the time that eventually crashed and burned quite like The Titanic would have crashed and burned if it had ran into one of those off shore oil platforms (like where Blofeld hangs out in Diamonds Are Forever) while it was on fire.

Such is a life online, I guess. 

Anyway, I found it buried on an old hard drive a couple of days ago and I figured I'd re-post it here just in case anybody was interested in checking out that type of thing.

Try it in the background while you're doing something else. Maybe in those earbuds that the hundredth monkey hasn't figured out are totally lame yet.

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Which was on fire?  

A) The Titanic

B) The oil platform

C) Both