Are you new here? Are you scratching your head and curious about what "the big deal" is? Why not try our exclusive CatCo Amalgamated Technologies Christmas Sampler and find out? It's skinless, boneless, and chock full of fried chupacabras and guacamole, just like grandma used to make! And this year? A lot less wood pulp!
These holiday tunes have been hand picked by a hand picked team of 19 year old blond California girls with amazingly tight bodies who will call you daddy-daddy (or mommy-mommy if you'd rather), never ask what you are thinking or if their ass looks fat, and are working braless in a sweat shop in Beverly Hills. Truth be told, they are sweating and jiggling in their well worn tank tops right now, even though the air conditioner is blasting and it's way too cold in the room and their shirts are two sizes too small and, well... I think you know what I mean, if you know what I mean.
Plus, its got old radio ads, public service announcements, and other odd things. It's just like your real life but it's free!
So why not join the eight or nine people who have thought, "Hmmmmm... that could have been a lot worse." but didn't bother writing a comment about it?
Happy holidays from all of us here at CatCo Amalgamated Technologies. CatCo. If we didn't exist you would have just read something else.
2 comments:
Looking forward tit, thanks for the share!! Happy Holidays :)
Uncle Bela
there's a lot more coming. a buncha old xmas mixes (i'm thinking 'scary ass christmas' will be right up your street!) and a couple or three new ones too.
bye bye and buy bonds,
me
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