Thursday, December 19, 2024

Country Ass Christmas (2022)

There wasn't a whole lot on TV so I cranked out a new one. YEEHAW!

 

Weird Ass Christmas 3 (2018)


And... that's the trilogy! I hope you like it. 

Have an amazing Christmas and don't take any wooden Santas. I'd like to take a moment here and let you all know that if it wasn't for you folks I'd... well, I'd still be doing this anyway so, you know, feel free to bite me.

 

Super Sounds Christmas (2022)


Looks like I pulled one together after all. I just didn't want to let you folks down. I hope you like it!


Special thanks to Ernie for some of the stuff I used. Check out his blog for way too much holiday cheer!

 

Wednesday, December 18, 2024

36 Sleigh Rides (2020) (re-up)

So the whole family gathered at your house for Christmas and now they just won't leave? How the hell do you get rid of them? That's easy, Sneezy! Crank that volume up to twelve and let this sucker roll! Trust me on this. If 36 versions of the song "Sleigh Ride" isn't enough to drive those losers out of your house you might need a gun or a fire or something. At any rate, have a cool post-Christmas/pre-New Years and keep those cards and letters coming!

get it here

Weird Ass Christmas 2 (2016)


Want more weird? Well... here ya go, gang! All beefed up and ready to roll!


Tuesday, December 17, 2024

Weird Ass Christmas 1 (2015)


Here's volume one of my unfamous Weird Ass Christmas mixes! And its been updated with 27 percent more weird! Why, you couldn't jam more weird into this ass with a Christmas tree! Trust me on this, I've tried! So... help yourself to this and I'll hit you with some more of that tomorrow.
 

Tuesday, December 10, 2024

Scary Ass Christmas (2020)

Again with the tweaking and a new cover and stuff, and once again it's time for A Scary Ass Christmas! It's got all but everything that you could ever want in a Christmas mix! And monsters! And aliens! And death! So throw another leg on the fire and kick back and relax with a spiked egg nog (with real spikes) and rattle some chains along with A Scary Ass Christmas! Screaming is optional.

get it here

 

Cool Ass Christmas (2016)

It's a little bit weird but nothing to worry about.

get it here

 

Monday, December 9, 2024

Hipster's Holiday (1989)

 


Have a cool cool Xmas, cats and kitts!

dig it here

Merry Chixmas (2023)

 

Babes!

Dames!

Women!

Christmas tunes!

Cyndi Wood (my personal very favorite Playboy Playmate ever) has a fruitcake for you and I made you a new mix. Is this your lucky day or what?

get it here


Deck The Mall (2023)

 


Here's a nice pile of mall type muzak music perfect for online shopping, daytime drinking, or VR driving around. Soft, smooth, and no filler or meat by-products.


A big fat holiday thank you to Ernie (not Bert) for a lot of the tunes. Go look at his stuff and see for yourself. You'll be glad you did.