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Tuesday, December 2, 2025
Monday, December 1, 2025
The CatCo Amalgamated Technologies Christmas Sampler (2020)
Are you new here? Are you scratching your head and curious about what "the big deal" is? Why not try our exclusive CatCo Amalgamated Technologies Christmas Sampler and find out? It's skinless, boneless, and chock full of fried chupacabras and guacamole, just like grandma used to make! And this year? A lot less wood pulp!
These holiday tunes have been hand picked by a hand picked team of 19 year old blond California girls with amazingly tight bodies who will call you daddy-daddy (or mommy-mommy if you'd rather), never ask what you are thinking or if their ass looks fat, and are working braless in a sweat shop in Beverly Hills. Truth be told, they are sweating and jiggling in their well worn tank tops right now, even though the air conditioner is blasting and it's way too cold in the room and their shirts are two sizes too small and, well... I think you know what I mean, if you know what I mean.
Plus, its got old radio ads, public service announcements, and other odd things. It's just like your real life but it's free!
So why not join the eight or nine people who have thought, "Hmmmmm... that could have been a lot worse." but didn't bother writing a comment about it?
Happy holidays from all of us here at CatCo Amalgamated Technologies. CatCo. If we didn't exist you would have just read something else.
Saturday, November 29, 2025
An Agnostic Christmas (2023)
It's Christmas and, as an agnostic I'd like to thank God for the creation of iridium, without which we wouldn't be here. Or maybe not.
Christmas In July 2 (2023)
Just for you! It's another Christmas In July! I know, gang! I can't believe it ether! But here it is!
Friday, November 28, 2025
Under The Holiday Star (2011)
Here's a nice one. A limited free download from the fine folks at Stella Artois. Rather soothing stuff.
Party Ass Christmas (2019)
Party hardy, Marty! It's Christmas time! Spread some joy! Have some fun! You can even Wang Chung tonight if you'd like! I'm far too wasted to give an elf's ass! Chug a glug for me, don't drive drunk, don't get in a fight, wear a mask, and buy bonds so we can all show that creepy Hitler guy a thing or two! Semper Vitalis, troops!
Hot Ass Christmas (2018)
So... I'm looking around on Google, right? Just trying to find some Christmas photos. You know, Santa Claus in a bar with Christmas lights, kids playing around in the snow, living rooms with a tacky tree all decked out and all. But nothing is grabbing my fancy. Then, out of nowhere, I stumble onto the picture above! And i think, "Hey! Is that a hot ass or what?", then it hits me! KAPOWIE! A Hot Ass Christmas! I have GOT to do A Hot Ass Christmas! So I did a bit of Photoshop (I'm not an expert but it doesn't take a lot to trick up a fake album cover. In fact, the hardest part is picking the right font and figuring out where to place it.) and pulled the tunes and filler together and SAY WALLAH! This mix was born. And now it's here. For you. Again. It's not bad really. Why not give it a listen? I have! Twice!
Thursday, November 27, 2025
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